Friday, February 15, 2008

PROVO: EMANCIPATED! JUST IN TIME FOR BLACK HISTORY MONTH!






PROVO, NOW THAT WE HAVE YOUR EARS, WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE JUCIEST NEWS SINCE GOTH PROM!









ARE YOU READY?












CAN YOU HANDLE IT?












YOU'VE BEEN WAITING A WEEK FOR THIS!












ROLLING BACK PRICES....


















20% OFF EVERYTHING IN THE ENTIRE STORE!







SWEATERS!




JEWELRY!







GOING, GOING, GONE!







PRESIDENT'S DAY SALE AT







COAL UMBRELLA!




COAL UMBRELLA!




COAL UMBRELLA!











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RECAP: Maht Paulos is tits. The Coal Umbrella is having a HUGE SALE. We got your attention, and now we don't need it anymore. Thanks for the mean comments, but really, it's all about the SALE!




20% OFF!




HAVE YOU HEARD?








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CUT OUT THIS TWEETY BIRD AND GET AN ADDITIONAL .05% OFF!








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COAL UMBRELLA! IT'S WHAT FUN IS!

















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LINCOLN FREED THE SLAVES!






COAL UMBRELLA IS FREEING US FROM OVERPRICED VINTAGE!








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THAT'S YOUR SECOND CHANCE TO CUT OUT THE TWEETY BIRD!







SERIOUSLY BIG SALE!







*WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!








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HUNGRY AFTER A BIG SALE?





PRESENT ALL THREE HIDDEN TWEETIES



AND RECEIVE



AN



ABSOLUTELY



FREE



SPECIALTY DRINK



OF YOUR CHOICE



FROM



LOS HERMANOS!




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DIABLO VERDE! DIABLO ROJO!



CAN'T DECIDE?



BRING IN SIX TWEETIES!






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WHAT THE HELL! WE'RE THROWING IN ONE MORE TWEETY!





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12 comments:

King Hipster said...

no oner can deny 20% off is one hell of a deal. i could endure months more of verbal abuse if it meant i was going to get $5 off that lacoste sweater i've been eyeing!

Anonymous said...

People should buy the stuff at 95% off when it's still at DI and Savers.

King Hipster said...

isn't di more expensive than coal umbrella these days? last time i bought a t-shirt there it was $39.99

Anonymous said...

If that were the case then wouldn't your shirts cost like $400?

Don't believe you.

Becca Lou said...

2 Kings 2: 23-24

http://scriptures.lds.org/en/2_kgs/2

scot said...

If only they could sell my virginity back to me....

Becca Lou said...

did you lose it at savers?

Maht said...

bring yer tweety grafics down to the KEWL FUNBRELLA'S! accepting all tweety graphics all year long! COOL UMBRELLA and tweeter graphs!

christopher, there is said...

Provo Poosher at its best! Three cheers! Hip hip hooray! Hip hipp Hooray! Hyppp hiip huraye!

jendar said...

i know of a website that sells virginity back. that's where i bought mine back before going on a mission.

deadcityrebel said...

tweety bird can swing on my nuts

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Anonymous is everywhere.

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